Jadey asked:


We can get Barbie dolls stuck in the tree by their hair. We can draw happy faces on our toes and take pictures of them. We can run around like idiots at the Antiques Roadshow. We can rip up our stuffed animals and them give them stitches. We can get those Cash for Gold envelpoes and send them random bullsheet. We can pee on the floor and blame it on the dog.

Weeeeeeee! So will you be my friend?

Miller’s Antiques Encyclopedia

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